The Cake is a lie!

Beware the new drug hitting the market!

Pharmacutical mega-giant Smith-klien-becker is lobbying the FDA to legalize it as weight loss supplement! Act now! Contact your local represenative!*


Thank god for Brasseye crack team of reporting, otherwise I wouldn't know about the growing threat. Apparently their next report deals with the danger posed by "heavy electricity" and the horrible impact it is having on undeveloped countries that lack the shielding their modern counterparts possess.





*Don't actually or I will have to point and laugh.