Symptom Rotation

I'm still sick. Oddly enough I seem to have an evolving set of symptoms.

Thursday: Fever, Dizziness, Nausea, Joint Pain, Constricted Chest, Headache.
Friday: Fever, Joint Pain, Back Pain, Headache, Sore Throat.
Saturday: Fever, Chills, Night Sweats, Headache, Mild Cough, Sore Throat.
Sunday: Sever Cough, Sore Throat, Congestion.
Monday: Mild Cough, Severe Congestion, Painful Sneezing, Headache.

This entire time I have been taking both prescription anti-cough and anti-congestive. Seemingly without effect.

Tuesday Prediction: Painful Sneezing, Stigmata, Congestion, Narcolepsy and Headache.